He's that guy at work who keeps dropping the bosses in the shite, yet the bosses are too terrified to get rid of him in-case he spills the beans on the bigger stuff.
"Listen to Gobster over there! He certainly says it how it is, and he doesn't care who hears it!!"
That guy who always links to GIF animations to get the message across on forums or social networking sites; often to keep ahead of the mainstream crowd by not using English(a "popular" language structure).
Gay Incestuous Masturbation. It is gay because it is the same sex, it is incest because it is the same blood, and it is masturbation because it is your own body. There are only two known ways to ginsterbate: (1) Cloning yourself and having relations with it or (2) traveling time and having relations with yourself.
Identical twins cannot ginsterbate. They could have gincestuous relations but Jim and John are two different people.
a)I lookforward to ginsterbation because I can experience my own love.
b)I cloned myself and ginsterbated so I could see my own O-face.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.