gibsoning

A gibsoning is a loud, incoherent, alcohol induced rant that is delivered with venomous intent. The rant often is delivered sometime between midnight and early morning and the victim is often a spurned lover. The rant can take many forms and can even include abstract acts such as keying a cock into the car door of said spurned lover. Often the gibsoning is delivered with such violent intent that even the gibsoner is unaware of his actions due to what is sometimes called Gibson blindside. A condition where rage often rules common sense. Most gibsons are delivered over multiple messages with each more violent than the last. Often the victim is a mega slut, but rarely can be an unsuspecting victim that happens to be in the vicinity at the time of gibsoning. Gibsoning has been known to take the form of cock pictures on the spurned lovers face book page also. Gibsoning is almost always warranted however the severity is often harsher than necessary.

I hope you get raped by pack of niggers... No you'd like that. Said the man gibsoning the slut

by Mel gibo January 5, 2014

Gibsoning

Standing incredibly awkwardly 6 feet apart while talking to the maiden interest

Boy 1: He’s gibsoning like a Gibson!
Boy 2: rizz is rizz.

by Gabegibaldenbarrettvhuck January 4, 2024

Mel Gibsoning

The act of running at someone or something and stabbing it at an upward angle with an object not meant to be a spear.

Movies have a lot of examples of Mel Gibsoning, like originally in the Patriot when Mel Gibson stabbed a red coat with a flag pole

by Mel Gibson Enthusiast 420 December 12, 2020

Gibsing

Gibsing: The act of staring intensely at an inanimate object with the intention of having dirty naughty sex with it.

Ex: Christian wont stop gibsing at this guitar. Its curves just makes him want to do it dirty.
Ex: William is still gibsing at his neighbor's car. He just know it has a dirty exhaust pipe and that its calling for his.

by JoeMama2233 December 20, 2021

gabooning

To sniff a recently used seat. This practice specifically refers to bicycle seat sniffing, though can refer to any seat. It is also usual practice to gaboon a seat that has been sat on by another, preferably unknown to yourself, person.

I feel like gabooning the sweatiest bicycle.

by N. Hodgson January 14, 2008

Gideoning

Gideoning is the act of giving a supreme back massage to one or more participants while at the same time giving them the best hug of their entire existence.

Where's Joel? He's over there Gideoning Ally and Matt at the Same time!

by Adrian Swing April 12, 2010

gimmoning

Punishing the local idiot.

This often occurs at set times, be they specific dates or times of day, depending on the location. The ritualistic hounding of the fool is steeped in history but enjoyed today by many societies.

Traditional cries such as "Fetch the Stick of Gimmon!" and "To the gimmoning pond!" would rally villagers, townspeople or housemates to the cause, and idiocy would know shame, fear, pain and spanktignation in roughly that order.

by Chandra42 January 17, 2007