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variants:
Jazz, Djazzi (d is mute), la Giazz, Djartzy.

Absolutely the best girl you can imagine. stunning brown eyes, perfect shaped body, professional squatter even with possible (obviously calculated) fall in the bathtub. Always showing her perfect straight red hairs. she loves pizza and foxes are her favorite animals. apparently cute and harmless, hides a psycho side she only shows in special occasions. Kind of sad sometimes but this makes her extremely adorable.
Definitely your dream girl.
a) Are you into a specific type of girl?
b) yes i'm totally into the Giazzi type

a) bro u daydreamin'

a) hey bro it's 4.20!
b) Ha! that's outdated! you mean it's "Cicipiricaca"
a) bro wtf

b) you ain't a real fan of Giazzi
a) who?
b) Just get out.

"i really wish i could have a Giazzi in my life" - everyone

"yea girl ur pretty and u have nothing wrong but you ain't no Djazzi sorry" - me to every girl from now on

"i saved you as Jazzi with a red heart" - also me
Giazzi by djazzifanclub December 18, 2016
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a yorkshire slang word for give me it
gizzit ere els al belt thi (give me it please or i shall be forsed to hit you)
gizzit by l a September 26, 2007
Related Words
Giazzi Gazzing Gizzi Gizzie gizzing gazzi gizzin gizzit Glazzing glazzies
Short for Nokien "Gazzaloddi." A gazzi is a Finnish made mountain bike tire. At a width of 3.0" they can only be used with the largest of downhill and freeride bikes. Their big, knobby treads make them grip the trail better than most tires and their large volume makes the bike feel like it has an extra 3" of suspension travel. Unfortunatly their weight and rolling resistance makes them impractical for most DH race/freeride applications. Some expert freeriders use them, but only in the most adverse conditions. They are also popular with noobs who can't negotiate a rock garden to save their hide and posers who use them to make their $4,000 DH bike that dad bought for them look cool.
Yeah, I made the mistake of running gazzies last race. I ended up with a pretty mediocre time.

Pfft! What the hell is that poser doing with gazzies, I've never even seen him take his bike off road!
gazzi by mtn freerider November 19, 2005

glazzies 

Look into my glazzies and I shall hypnotize you.
glazzies by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001
A cool guy who everyone aspires to.
"Hey! isn't he the best gizzin ever?"
gizzin by Marky Sparky February 19, 2008
Slang For >Mustela putorius furo< The Domestic Ferret
You better catch Gizzi Before it escapes from the fridge with the treats.
Gizzi by The Gizzi Catcher February 24, 2010

gazzillion 

a number bigger than the biggest number imaginable
I have a gazzillion things I need to do.

I am so glad that I am a gazzillinaire so I don't have to work.
gazzillion by Vicki January 10, 2005