gazzi

Short for Nokien "Gazzaloddi." A gazzi is a Finnish made mountain bike tire. At a width of 3.0" they can only be used with the largest of downhill and freeride bikes. Their big, knobby treads make them grip the trail better than most tires and their large volume makes the bike feel like it has an extra 3" of suspension travel. Unfortunatly their weight and rolling resistance makes them impractical for most DH race/freeride applications. Some expert freeriders use them, but only in the most adverse conditions. They are also popular with noobs who can't negotiate a rock garden to save their hide and posers who use them to make their $4,000 DH bike that dad bought for them look cool.

Yeah, I made the mistake of running gazzies last race. I ended up with a pretty mediocre time.

Pfft! What the hell is that poser doing with gazzies, I've never even seen him take his bike off road!

by mtn freerider November 19, 2005

gazzi

(n., sing.; adj.) GAH-tsee. Garish, overly ornamented art, architecture, or furnishings, often, but not exclusively Italian rococo and its (even worse) imitators. Examples include Louis XV furniture painted white with gold trim (e.g., Elena Ceausescu's collection), table lamps with oil that drips down the outside, and the Vittorio Emmanuel memorial in Rome.

Derivation: mishearing of the word "gauche" mispronouced as "GAH-chee": as the misheard "GAH-tsee" sounded Italian and the term was often used of the yard ornaments of an Italian-American neighbor, the alternate version stuck.

"I was looking for a simpler tombstone, something without all of the gazzi."

by Michael Gallagher/Mark Bitgood June 1, 2006

gazoingagoink

A word that's able to perfectly describe any situation and scenario.

Now that's a gazoingagoink moment.

by Professor Stoopey March 11, 2020

gazizza

Gazizza is a word from the world of "NewsRadio", a syndicated TV show on NBC from 1995-1999. The true story of this word is a writer's brother's friend, while playing foosball, would shout "Gazizza!" every time he hit the ball.

However, in the NewsRadio world (Specifically in episodes "Office Feud," and "Space," it is used as an informal greeting.

See also "Bitchcakes", and "Internot!"

"Gazizza, Catherine."
"Gazizza, Bill."

by neptho April 26, 2006

Gazina

A rare and perfect person; a very unique name and individual; a name of a girl who is undoubtedly amazing. The type of girl you search your whole life for.

A very balanced person. Caring yet playful, understanding yet challenging.

Possesses more integrity than your mother's grandmother.

The type of woman who makes you want to be a better man.

Sexy and sweet.
Intelligent and independent.
Someone you can just cuddle for hours with. Someone you can trust your entire existence with.

Is young at heart.

A romantic;
An innocent;
A swift ninja who will not miss an opportunity to scare the living hell out of you.

Completely and utterly beautiful.

Bacon... Enough said.

"I've really been trying to meet a Gazina dude, but there's like, only one. I checked it. On that national name checker dude. So...shit."

"Yeah, and I heard that that one's already taken."

by PseudooduesP July 1, 2011

Peter Gazing

Staring at a mans dick in the locker room or other location for 2 seconds or more.

dude, stop peter gazing.

by Dsmooth5 August 13, 2010

Gaziboed

For a posh English gentleman to be overwhelmingly drunk, usually on bourbon.
Results can be throwing up, disjointed breathing, descent into a state of paralysis, throwing up, slurred speech, embarrassing comments and throwing up.
Pyjamad, bookcased, bungalowed, trollied and wellied are also appropriate phrases.

"Good god I was outright gaziboed last night, old boy"

by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 27, 2013