giant penis
giant penis by someone August 20, 2003
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Giant Penis
Giant Penis by redlightyes April 19, 2009
Giant Black Penis
Giant Black Penis by asymptote October 23, 2003
MLK giant curved penis statue
What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
MLK giant curved penis statue by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
Giant Invisible Flying Penis
Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.
" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "
Giant Invisible Flying Penis by Ilike ponies January 12, 2012
giant flaming walrus penis
giant flaming walrus penis by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015
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