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ghostwrote 

Popular internet slang meaning "I secretly wrote this" or "I would've have made this if it had not already been made". In reference to "ghostwriting" where a person is paid to write a something but has to keep it a secret
Did you see that meme?

Yeah I ghostwrote it
ghostwrote by Enjolras May 29, 2017

ghostandemonhunter 

A katana-wielding vigilante and perhaps one of the best, nay, the best pimp hunter in the world. He is an ex-war criminal expedited from Afghanistan. His life sentence was shortened to community service when the prosecution was unable to prove with certainty that he slaughtered an entire village. He shows no mercy for sex traffickers. Any procurer who's unlucky enough to cross his path will be sliced into hamburger meat for Ghostandemonhunter's healthy spinach mushroom burgers. Their hair will also be used to make his next cosplay wig. Ghostandemonhunter is allegedly immortal; nothing, not even a bullet, could hurt him. He is also incredibly charming. He knows how to strike up captivating conversations that do not make the listener want to harm themselves. Women throw themselves at him. Sadly, they all end up dead after intercourse. It is unknown if their deaths were caused by his weapons or his genitalia.
"Hey, is that Ghostandemonhunter?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he impales us with his katana!"

Come to bed, baby. I feel like I could make love like a Ghostandemonhunter tonight.

My brother was killed by Ghostandemonhunter last night.

Ghostandemonhunter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I heard Ghostandemonhunter killed God.

"Salut toute le maonde, voici Ghostandemonhunter!"

negative ghostrider 

Comes from Top Gun. DICKHEAD and not to mention funny way of saying "No"
You: Can i bum a square?
Me: Negative ghostrider, you got money"
getting out of your car while its in motion and usually dancing beside or on it. originated in the bay area, specifically in oakland (the town) as a result of sideshows and similar events. a line of people ghostriding their cars/whips is known as a hyphy train

also, you do NOT need push your car... just leave it in gear when you get out and it's all good
I get dumb dumb with the windows tinted
cops pull the benz over ain't nobody in it
ghostride the whip, ghostride ya shit
when I get writer's block I'll ghostride your bitch
ghostride by baydisciple July 30, 2008

ghostride/roastride an elevator

This is when you fart on an elevator, press the button for another floor and then get off of said elevator. Resulting in the fart arriving to another floor for others to enjoy.
Hey bra, I.m gonna ghostride/roastride an elevator to floor #18, I hope it arrives there in a timely manor.

ghostride the whip 

Orginginated in the YAY AREA (Oakland, SF, Richmond, EPA, San Jose, etc) it means for a driver to get out of the car, or whip, while it is in drive and start goin dumb by walking along side of it or jumping on the hood, rear, or roof. It looks like a ghost is riding in the driverseat of the whip.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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