Definitions by CanadianAnalyst

Stealth Bed 

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

Stealth Bed by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015

Ghostrode 

It is when a female is sleeping naked with a male partner after taking a sleeping pill and wakes up in the morning realising her partner may have had anal sex with her without her knowing.

"I woke up this morning and my assed hurt, I bet that guy ghostrode me"

Ghostrode by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011

gnome 

A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.

Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.

gnome by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011