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A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
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Get the Ghostrode mug.A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.
Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.
by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011
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