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Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.
My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.
Ghost Jacking by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

Jacket Ghost 

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.
"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."
Jacket Ghost by LilPear December 2, 2013

Jacket Ghost 

a super cool ghost that wears a jacket

ghostmackin

To hit on girls while blackout drunk in hopes of eliciting sexual interaction.
Dude John was so hammered last night, but he was still ghostmackin on those girls while he was blacked out
ghostmackin by Ajking2037 December 1, 2010

GhostJacked

Ghostjacked is a rapist

GhostJacked

Founder of the James McAvoy fanclub and professional detective... at least he thinks he is. Known for shitting on his enemies doorsteps at night and haunting pedophiles.
Have you heard of GhostJacked?
GhostJacked by 204863 October 7, 2019