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GhostJacked

Founder of the James McAvoy fanclub and professional detective... at least he thinks he is. Known for shitting on his enemies doorsteps at night and haunting pedophiles.
Have you heard of GhostJacked?
GhostJacked by 204863 October 7, 2019

ghostfaced 

being so belligerently drunk that your face turns to a pasty white, making you look like a ghost.
Brandon: Bro what are we gonna do tonight?

Aaron: Idk about you, but i'm plannin on getting so ghostfaced that I won't be speaking english by the end of the night!
ghostfaced by ace086421 January 19, 2011

ghostfaced 

Wearing a mask to hide one's face, almost always for some sort of head busting.
"I'm Ghostfaced up, military style down
Nuff ammunitions of rounds across the chest"

Masta Killa - Wu Tang Banga 101
ghostfaced by Raekwon_The_Chef_22 January 15, 2008

Ghostdicked 

To be sodomized by a paranormal entity no longer living or not of this earth to begin with.
Hey those crazy guys on those ghost hunting shows are gonna get ghostdicked if they keep fucking around with those ghosts, know what i'm sayin?
Ghostdicked by huggiebear February 4, 2010

ghostfaced 

The strange phenomenon occurring in very few who indulge in copious amounts of alcohol and cannabis, resulting in a pale-white (or otherwise) appearance due to the combination. Usually results in projectile vomiting, passing out for hours on end, general dissociation from the rest of the party, and forgetfulness of events whilst ghostfaced.
Bro #1: Where's dude at?
Bro #2: Oh, dude? He's straight ghostfaced again, strugglin' to stay awake outside on the porch.
Bro #1: Damn. He should stay away from mixing bud and drink, you know?
ghostfaced by xcandyflipx March 5, 2009

Ghostfaced 

When someone is there next to you and a moment later they disappear (or appear, if they weren't next to you). When that happens, you get ghostface'd.
Girl: How did you get in here?

Boy: I thought you saw me.

Girl 2: Haha, he ghostfaced ya, hon!
_______________________________________

Boy: Man, I'm so bored, aren't y......where the hell are you? Damn I got ghostface'd!
Ghostfaced by Mathfus May 11, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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