Founder of the James McAvoy fanclub and professional detective... at least he thinks he is. Known for shitting on his enemies doorsteps at night and haunting pedophiles.
The strange phenomenon occurring in very few who indulge in copious amounts of alcohol and cannabis, resulting in a pale-white (or otherwise) appearance due to the combination. Usually results in projectile vomiting, passing out for hours on end, general dissociation from the rest of the party, and forgetfulness of events whilst ghostfaced.
Bro #1: Where's dude at?
Bro #2: Oh, dude? He's straight ghostfaced again, strugglin' to stay awake outside on the porch.
Bro #1: Damn. He should stay away from mixing bud and drink, you know?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!