Ghost Food

Food that you've dropped (or even felt landing on your body) but is nowhere to be found, as if you never dropped any.

I was eating chips today and I dropped one but I couldn't find it anywhere, must have been ghost food.

by Anonymous Mark April 14, 2014

Food Ghost

Fart, Anal Announcement, Bronx cheer.

"Loughlin, you look like you've smelt a food ghost"
"Yeah, i think it was a curry in a past life"

by J-Donal April 27, 2009

Food Ghost

noun. An emission of gas from the anus. The gaseous entity which is released from ones ass as the last remains of food which has been consumed.

Hey man, I'm so full after that meal now I have to release a Food Ghost.
It smells really bad in here, this room must be haunted by Food Ghosts.
Sorry about the smell love, I just exorcised a Food Ghost.

by Graham Harper May 22, 2007

FOOD'S GHOST

a fart. The gaseous "soul" that leaves food's corpse.
Often found lurking around food's casket.(your ass.)
Many-times accompanied by an otherworldly crackling sound.

"FOOD'S ghost is haunting my basement."

by Rodney Gabrielson December 21, 2007

foods ghost

fart, trump, ass gas, turd tornado

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'

by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008

ghostwood

the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out

I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.

by therewillbemike June 18, 2010

ghostwood

An episode of erectile dysfunction, specifically when your wood ghosts you.

Mildred: “Heavens to Betsy, Barney, I already took my dentures out and you’ve gone soft on me!”
Barney: "For Pete’s sake, woman, it’s just the old ghostwood again! Let me pop this Viagra and I’ll be rarin’ to go in a jiffy.”

by Nicholas D May 2, 2021