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Ghost bat 

When someone is assumed to jerking off at work
Maddog knows cody is ghost batting at the waterbore
Ghost bat by Jordotheoffo August 13, 2019
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Ghost Bat 

When a man pulls the loose skin on his balls outwards to look like veiny wings of a bat and the penis scrunches inward to look like the head.

A woman can also do a version where she spreads the lips of her vagina to look like wings with the clitoris acting as the head.

If the penis is ejaculating at the time of ghost batting, it can act as a ghostly ecotplasm!
When Levi woke up, John screeched as he stood over him showing his ghost bat.
Ghost Bat by NSFW69 April 11, 2022

Holy Ghost Batting 

Jerking it off in a church parking lot
Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
Holy Ghost Batting by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

ghost battle

A ghost battle is a smoke trick opening your mouth and letting some smoke go out and inhale it back in (thats why its called a ghost) and the battle part is going pretty much ghost for ghost whoevers is better wins
yo u tryna have a ghost battle
ghost battle by bradenhan1 April 23, 2026

ghostbating 

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.
No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.
ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008

Ghosts of baby batters past 

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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