Ghost bat 

When someone is assumed to jerking off at work

Maddog knows cody is ghost batting at the waterbore

Ghost bat by Jordotheoffo August 13, 2019

Ghost Bat 

When a man pulls the loose skin on his balls outwards to look like veiny wings of a bat and the penis scrunches inward to look like the head.

A woman can also do a version where she spreads the lips of her vagina to look like wings with the clitoris acting as the head.

If the penis is ejaculating at the time of ghost batting, it can act as a ghostly ecotplasm!

When Levi woke up, John screeched as he stood over him showing his ghost bat.

Ghost Bat by NSFW69 April 11, 2022

Holy Ghost Batting 

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

Holy Ghost Batting by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

ghost battle

A ghost battle is a smoke trick opening your mouth and letting some smoke go out and inhale it back in (thats why its called a ghost) and the battle part is going pretty much ghost for ghost whoevers is better wins

yo u tryna have a ghost battle

ghost battle by bradenhan1 April 23, 2026

ghostbating 

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.

No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.

ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008

Ghosts of baby batters past 

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.

I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.

Ghosts of baby batters past by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023