15 definitions by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK
You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.
Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
Jerk off Daze. J.O. pronounced like Joe. When a cum pig is jerking you off frantically and she makes a face. The face is of pure concentration and usually her tongue is out and heavy breathing is heard. This face can also be done at other times like when waiting for the bus.
I almost shit myself laughing last night. After i fucked Amy she knew her role. BITCH stroked my cock so hard that she got total J.O. Daze.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
A condition you get after eating pussy thats possibly diseased. Happens mostly when the female labia have a small nodule in them which the guy feels in his mouth. More he does it the more his mind races wondering if he might have made a big mistake. Gets worse anywhere from 12-18 hours afterwards.
Bro 1- Look at Brownie. Hes been staring at that wall now forever. I wonder if he knocked Amy up?
Bro 2-Man as much cock her pussy has taken in past and Brownies love of muff diving i bet he has Downherps Syndrome. Heard she has speed bumps galore on that gash.
Bro 2-Man as much cock her pussy has taken in past and Brownies love of muff diving i bet he has Downherps Syndrome. Heard she has speed bumps galore on that gash.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023