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Ghettometer 

(Pronounced geh-tah-mih-tehr) Someone who has a keen sense for who and what is ghetto. Much like how gaydar is for homosexuals.
We didn't go to that party because Frank's Ghettometer told him there would be a lot of crack cocaine there.
Ghettometer by WhiskeyNick September 28, 2006

Ghettonet 

Used to refer to the ghetto side of the internet; i.e. the part of instagram with a large proportion of illiterate african-american commenters who spam 6 or 7 emojis in succession in lieu of real words on pictures of attention-whoring instagirls, the ratchet side of twitter, etc.
"I found a video of two guys fighting on the ghettonet today. It was captioned 'AW SHEET SMASH THAT MF LYK BUTTON IF YOU INHALE OXYGEN FAM *crying laughing face emoji*'"
Ghettonet by Bambawei June 10, 2016

Ghettometal 

A musical blend of Heavy Metal and Funk music played by Blacks from the Ghetto.
Man that band Living Colour sure can play that Ghettometal music! Body Count, 24-7 Spyz, Bad Brains, Scoonie...all them Brothas play that Ghettometal music!
Ghettometal by Metal Monster December 8, 2012

Ghettojet 

I dropped my car off at the repair shop and had to take the ghettojet to work today.
Ghettojet by RenoC08 May 22, 2018

ghettogether 

A gathering of ghetto people or somewhere ghetto.
Instead of a get together, it's a ghettogether/ghettogather.
1)

M: Hey, since we're in (insert ghetto city here) it can't be considered a picnic. It's totally a ghettogether!.......DAWG.

S: Hold on. Let me unpack my pepper spray.

2)

I think they're having a ghettogether.
- observes a group of ghetto people together-
ghettogether by holycoww! February 22, 2011

Ghettonet 

Used to refer to the ghetto side of the internet; i.e. the part of instagram with a large proportion of illiterate african-american commenters who spam 6 or 7 emojis in succession in lieu of real words on pictures of attention-whoring instagirls, the ratchet side of twitter, etc.
"I found a video of two guys fighting on the ghettonet today. It was captioned 'AW SHEET SMASH THAT MF LYK BUTTON IF YOU INHALE OXYGEN FAM *crying laughing face emoji*'"
Ghettonet by Bambawei June 10, 2016