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Ghelk is an adjective used to describe an object which is/has been filled with large quantities of asbestos.
The early used of the phrase “Ghelk” have been dated all the way back to 1896 during the time in which the Republican Party have been dominating the United States up until around the 1900’s.
1: “Man, this burger that I’m eating is so ghelk!”
2: “What? What the fuck?”
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ghelchoido

An abuse in Gujarati, meaning an Idiot, a moron or a fool.
It's a compound of two words: ghel means foolish, choido means fucker
Rahul Gandhi is a ghelchoido.
ghelchoido by crochsmasher June 16, 2014
Related Words
Ghelk • Gherkin • gelk • Gelking • gelkmaxxing • ghalkook • ghelchoido • ghello • Ghenk • Ghenki

jerkin' the gherkin

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004

Gherkins 

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins
I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket
Gherkins by Religious nun March 22, 2017

ghulkahn 

v. intr.

1. to accept money for an item and then provide excuses e.g. customs, insufficient postage, for why the item has not been delivered

2. to attempt to sell an item above retail price, excessively higher than what the market will bear because you want the money
1. Ralph: Remember those Gucci shoes I bought online? It's been 3 months and I STILL haven't gotten them. Dude won't even reply to my emails.

Lauren: Hahah you got ghulkahnned!

2. Ghulkahn: I'm selling these jeans for $500. I paid about $380 for them. So I am looking for about $100 extra.

ghulkahn by Bromani January 11, 2009

Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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