Gelk

1. The act of pulling on your dick so hard that it will give your dick extra length and girth

I had a nice Gelk last night with my bro, Issac Newton

Gelk by Not your average step mom September 13, 2020

Gelk

The sound you make when you are punched in the throat.

"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."
*punch
"Gelk!"

Gelk by Lord of Blasphemic Juices March 4, 2009

gelk

1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. twat

Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.

gelk by Jose Fernandez May 15, 2008

Gelk

To rub your semen on someone.

I'm gonna gelk you!

Gelk by RE13-L March 29, 2024

Gelk

The act of gooning and jelking at the same time. It is an efficient method used by many gooners to achieve pleasure while also extending their hogs.

I was gelking to Larry Bird hype videos last night. I went from nine to ten centimeters and nutted thirty times!

Gelk by larrybirdfanswisscheeser April 9, 2025

Gelking 

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

gelka 

A smart independent women. Who is crazy about her future. She puts her family first and is very love able. A very curious person.

That’s gelka!

gelka by anonymous November 22, 2021