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To talk like an old person; especially about physical maladies.
When I asked Joe how he was doin', I didn't want to hear him geezing for 10 minutes about his root canal.
geezing by mollytim June 21, 2010
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Greezing 

To have sex. A male having intercourse with a female. It originated from Miami.
Yo man I was greezing lisa last night!
Greezing by nhojretrac October 13, 2008

gleezing 

Geeked up Pressing the act of being pressed for something or someone
the police be gleezing aroung my way
gleezing by jay bizzal November 1, 2018
The act of spending time being completely engaged in doing nothing important or relevant.
Betty: Hey- what are you doing at the computer?
Mike: Nothing- just geezing through a Wiki.
Geezing by Habbie January 26, 2011
to play a video game for an extended period of time and neglecting to carry out normal human functions like eating and sleeping.
Jimmy is geezing world of warcraft again; he needs to get a life.
geezing by Jwi518 May 8, 2008

Quantititive Geezing 

London phrase to define excessive amount of boorish, loud or brash male behaviour, usually involving football, beer or cocaine abuse. In severe cases all three. A geezoff is the collective term for the event.
Hey there Si did you get to Bar Music Hall in Hoxton on Saturday like you said?

No mate, walked and it was a Quantititive Geezoff. Full of cunts. Some excessive Quantititive Geezing going on so I went home.

Good move, Si.
Quantititive Geezing by Jamie Cee February 26, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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