German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

German water by von groovy July 17, 2024

German waterfall 

German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.

Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall

German waterfall by Bigsops April 1, 2022

German Waterbottle 

A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.

What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?

German Waterbottle by Johnny mcT October 29, 2011

German Waterslide 

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back

"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."

German Waterslide by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016

German Watermelon 

When you fuck some chick in the ass and pull out your cock and there are little black dots on it

"Oh my god Andy, I just got german watermeloned by this girl"

German Watermelon by cweezy72 September 29, 2009

Germanater 

The Nazi Rally in Family Guy

Peter: Germanater, yeah victory up the ass baby woo!

Germanater by Marcel. February 19, 2009