Gerko 

if you find a Gerko, you are the luckiest person on earth. he's kind sweet and caring and also literally dying. take good care of your Gerko!! he's a very sensitive creature with a heart of gold. the humor of a Gerko is so amazing and funny that you'll always be crying when you're with him. of laughter. you don't EVER want to lose your Gerko. Gerko is extremely attractive. not only on the outside but his brain as well. sExY.

"i have myself a Gerko"

Gerko by Jan Roos November 22, 2021

Gerko 

if you find a Gerko, you are the luckiest person on earth. he's kind sweet and caring and also literally dying. take good care of your Gerko!! he's a very sensitive creature with a heart of gold. the humor of a Gerko is so amazing and funny that you'll always be crying when you're with him. of laughter. you don't EVER want to lose your Gerko. Gerko is extremely attractive. not only on the outside but his brain as well. sExY.

"i have myself a Gerko"

Gerko by Jan Roos November 22, 2021

geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

gekoloniseerd 

Colonized. Dutch people say this when a dutch thing or place is called in a photo or video.

Makker, gekoloniseerd.

gekoloniseerd by Kolonisatie April 17, 2020

Leopard gecko 

A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.

Oh you have a dog? Well I raise a tiny dinosaur, a leopard gecko.

Leopard gecko by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Slippery Gecko

While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.

dude i totally shocked her with the slippery gecko

Slippery Gecko by Putrid169 June 29, 2011