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Geriantics

When old people start screwing around, wasting time, and saying whatever comes into their heads. You know. Like teenagers.
"I'm so tired of Mom & Dad's geriantics. They're spending all my inheritance money!"
Geriantics by Sabutai October 3, 2012
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grantics 

noun. Aggravating acts or antics committed by a person or persons that even normal earth logic cannot comprehend, repeated at ad nauseam. Coined after an internet nuisance by the name of GrantM became obsessive about becoming an anime VA and routinely stirred up drama on every board he was on and ignored advice.
"God dammit, your grantics are getting way too out of hand! You don't make any sense!"
grantics by BrainDamage July 25, 2008

Germanics 

Of or relating to the German people
Dickie W: Please reveal today's well not crucial but still fun i guess, will stuart get his century? well he's 12 points away but it's still fun. anyway here it is, if your both ready, please reveal to days countdown conundrum.......GERMANICS
Germanics by Terl Fleming November 6, 2003

Germantic 

The name a boy gave to his older brother's penis for being incredibly large!
Jeremy has a germantic penis.
Germantic by Jake likes steak April 22, 2011

Geriantrics 

the STUnning antics of a senior citizen or "geriatric" patient.
There stu goes working on the network with his mark-1, his geriantrics will be missed.
Geriantrics by Spillin Bee August 12, 2022

Grantics 

When referring to a Cannabis Growers bizarre or absurd growing techniques.
Steve's grantics are crazy, but they produce some fine bud!
Grantics by Lappie September 19, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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