gerdes 

an upscene abstract object that floats in space. it is large enough for its very own gravitational pull.

Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.

you are being so GERDes right now.

gerdes by wedefinewords August 7, 2011

Matthew Gerdes 

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

Matthew Gerdes by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

Gerde 

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gerde 

A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee

Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.

Gerde by William Taylor December 14, 2008

geddes court 

Referred as the "Ghetto".
A location consisting of lawless youths with excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotics.
Regular conflicts occur between groups divided by floors.
Order is maintained by the angry gatekeeper referred to as simply "The Porter".

Geddes court is found in Stirling, Scotland.

geddes court by SaintSid March 17, 2009

Geddes Stealth 

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.

James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."

Geddes Stealth by busy b boi May 12, 2017

Geodesius 

The bulgarian God of gambling.

-what's your name?
-Alexander Georgiev.
-what? Geodesius?

Geodesius by biureka69 March 12, 2019