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Gerbalmic 

Little goons or gremlin like creature, that seem almost unhinged.
The adventurer encountered a group of various gerbalmics
Gerbalmic by Ochaco is best girl February 25, 2025
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Germasmic 

when you have amazing sex with a german guy or girl who is really good in bed.
"that was Germasmic"
Germasmic by Jace ace December 27, 2008

gerbildick 

Someone who has a really small dick; like a gerbil's
Shutup, you gerbildick!
gerbildick by MikeinToronto22 January 17, 2008

Gerbalfinesh 

What you say as you smack your forehead with the palm of your hand realizing that you stupidly forgot about a major grade altering project due tomorrow (or worse) today.
Rita: Hahah, I love popcorn!

Doug: Holy crap! Popcorn! I have a twenty page paper due tomorrow on popcorn! Gerbalfinesh!
Gerbalfinesh by Spacewolf March 23, 2008

Gerballing

The act of inserting a live gerbal, hamster, or other small rodent into one's anus for sexual pleasure.
"dude, my neighbor had those PETA fags knocking on his door and yelling becase he had a rat up his ass."

"yeah dude, he was gerballing."
Gerballing by Spooky Brown January 27, 2010

gerbaling 

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.
The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.
gerbaling by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Gerbalist 

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse
I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse
Gerbalist by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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