What you say as you smack your forehead with the palm of your hand realizing that you stupidly forgot about a major grade altering project due tomorrow (or worse) today.

Rita: Hahah, I love popcorn!

Doug: Holy crap! Popcorn! I have a twenty page paper due tomorrow on popcorn! Gerbalfinesh!

Gerbalfinesh by Spacewolf March 23, 2008

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Gerballing

The act of inserting a live gerbal, hamster, or other small rodent into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"dude, my neighbor had those PETA fags knocking on his door and yelling becase he had a rat up his ass."

"yeah dude, he was gerballing."

Gerballing by Spooky Brown January 27, 2010

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gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

gerbaling by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

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Gerbalist

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse

I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse

Gerbalist by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

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