Gerballing

The act of inserting a live gerbal, hamster, or other small rodent into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"dude, my neighbor had those PETA fags knocking on his door and yelling becase he had a rat up his ass."

"yeah dude, he was gerballing."

Gerballing by Spooky Brown January 27, 2010

Geralding 

1). The act of masturbating repeatedly and often to the point where your ejaculation becomes a puff of dust.

2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.

Patrick caught his roommate geralding AGAIN!

Geralding by WEKNOWYOUBEATITGERALD March 30, 2011

greyballing 

Derived from Uber Project to Avoid and Deceive, when someone is avoiding your or being deceiving to avoid you

C'mon man stop greyballing me, I know you are home! Answer me!

greyballing by TheGrandOMaster March 4, 2017

reverse gerbilling 

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.

When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.

reverse gerbilling by scodder May 17, 2010

Gerbalfinesh 

What you say as you smack your forehead with the palm of your hand realizing that you stupidly forgot about a major grade altering project due tomorrow (or worse) today.

Rita: Hahah, I love popcorn!

Doug: Holy crap! Popcorn! I have a twenty page paper due tomorrow on popcorn! Gerbalfinesh!

Gerbalfinesh by Spacewolf March 23, 2008

gerbilling 

Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.

The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that

.......

"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"

gerbilling by Russell Wilson September 28, 2005

geralding 

The ash build-up on a blunt or joint.

Ash that shit, it's geralding like a motherfucker.

geralding by Federal Inmate Number 19225004 February 18, 2008