Queefburgler's definitions

Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021