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Glossier hoodie
A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.
Glossier hoodie by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021
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Geossie • grossie • geoscience • Glossier • Gessiele • glossie • Glossier hoodie • glossierushh • gnossiene • Gossie
grossie grumpkins
The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006
grossie
A beautiful girl that takes your heart away who is dorky, quirky, cute, charming, intelligent, funny, creative, sexy AND gross.
geoscience
Geoscience: environmental geology, environment soil, volcanic phenomena and evolution of the earth's crust, in some classification system, this can also include hydrology, oceanonographyy, as example, study of soil erosionGeoscience: environmental geology, environment soil, volcanic phenomena and evolution of the earth's crust, in some classification system, this can also include hydrology, oceanonographyy, as example, study of soil erosion,
Geoscience: the geomorphologists would assist in examining sediment transport in overland flow; however, critical landslide can assisted by soil scientists
geoscience by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 27, 2017
grossie
A person who is gross and won't stop being gross.
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
Examples:
People who hang out in front of Friendly's
People who just wear Hot Topic
People who wear t-shirts with Family Guy characters and jokes on them
People who think they're hardxcore
People who pretend to smoke or even really do smoke but do it for the image
People who hang out in Simsbury Commons
People who update their myspace twice a day with new moody pictures or pictures to make them look quirky
People who say they only shop at Salvation Army
People who embrace their own grossness but call it "dorkiness" or "quirkiness" to make it sound cute and charming but NO its just gross
People who say "random" all the time
People who have disgusting screennames
People who can't interact socially offline
glossie
1. Noun.
Short form of glossoprostitute
Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)
cf. prossie
One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.
Short form of glossoprostitute
Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)
cf. prossie
One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.
glossie by Lugh Summerson May 19, 2014
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.