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foodstuff made from moss and debris found on woodland floors. contains no nutritional value, just seeds and stuff.
eaten mainly by drug addicts who live in bushes and make nests from weed.
guys, guys, guys! wow.....who wants a geobar guys?! wow i just had the feeling i was falling or was a duck or something...wow
Geobar by lizzie wisbey April 18, 2008
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Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.
David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!
geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008
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"We did it! he saved geobald!"
geobald by Penis VanLesbian December 22, 2020
A Geomara is a fun-loving person to be around. She can start off shy and once you get to know her she can truly be the most amazing person in your life. She is an amazing person to be around and is pretty funny. She loves people for their personality and not looks which is a super nice trait to have. If you ever meet a Geomara, don’t let her go, she truly is the most amazing person alive
She’s definitely a Geomara
Geomara by Addisyn_s August 2, 2020

geobragging

repeated status updates noting your location in a desperate attempt to get attention.
Geobragging examples
I'm eating lunch...in Paris
I'm watching a movie...in Paris
Taking a nap...in Paris
geobragging by pcno January 20, 2011

Gobarist/Goberist 

A Hindu fundamentalist, a Hindu Terrorist, A person, who eats Gobar/Gober (Cowshit) and drinks Gaumutra (Cowpiss). A person believes in Brahmvadta and ignores the reality
The gobarist/goberist is on his/herway to Shiva Lingam Pooja

geobasket 

The average comment on any fashion related meme. Still you will and are expected to laugh
geobasket
geobasket by Kurosakiii January 27, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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