Geobar

foodstuff made from moss and debris found on woodland floors. contains no nutritional value, just seeds and stuff.
eaten mainly by drug addicts who live in bushes and make nests from weed.

guys, guys, guys! wow.....who wants a geobar guys?! wow i just had the feeling i was falling or was a duck or something...wow

Geobar by lizzie wisbey April 18, 2008

geotard 

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008

geobald 

House mouse

"We did it! he saved geobald!"

geobald by Penis VanLesbian December 22, 2020

Geomara 

A Geomara is a fun-loving person to be around. She can start off shy and once you get to know her she can truly be the most amazing person in your life. She is an amazing person to be around and is pretty funny. She loves people for their personality and not looks which is a super nice trait to have. If you ever meet a Geomara, don’t let her go, she truly is the most amazing person alive

She’s definitely a Geomara

Geomara by Addisyn_s August 2, 2020

geobragging

repeated status updates noting your location in a desperate attempt to get attention.

Geobragging examples
I'm eating lunch...in Paris
I'm watching a movie...in Paris
Taking a nap...in Paris

geobragging by pcno January 20, 2011

Gobarist/Goberist 

A Hindu fundamentalist, a Hindu Terrorist, A person, who eats Gobar/Gober (Cowshit) and drinks Gaumutra (Cowpiss). A person believes in Brahmvadta and ignores the reality

The gobarist/goberist is on his/herway to Shiva Lingam Pooja

Gobarist/Goberist by KrishnaMahaGuru July 15, 2021

geobasket 

The average comment on any fashion related meme. Still you will and are expected to laugh

geobasket

geobasket by Kurosakiii January 27, 2020