someone who is going bald, has chunks of hair falling out, or is currently bald due to a dry scalp.
the dry scalp could be inflamed with red spots that are itchy, causing hair loss.

also references an old man, most of the time bald.

“wow that guy is really gerbalding! his hair is just falling off the bone!”

“hey, are you okay? ive been seeing chunks of your hair trail behind you. perhaps you’re gerbalding?”

Gerbalding by killuazoldyck67 January 8, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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