someone who is going bald, has chunks of hair falling out, or is currently bald due to a dry scalp.
the dry scalp could be inflamed with red spots that are itchy, causing hair loss.

also references an old man, most of the time bald.

“wow that guy is really gerbalding! his hair is just falling off the bone!”

“hey, are you okay? ive been seeing chunks of your hair trail behind you. perhaps you’re gerbalding?”

Gerbalding by killuazoldyck67 January 8, 2026

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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