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A guy with a HUGE cock
He gets all the chicks and never misses
Hey see that guy over there he seems like a Geomar
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One of a kind Geomar has the biggest heart anyone can have. He’s honest he’s kind and loving. Geomar will do anything to make his woman happy and works very hard. Without motivation he can fall into bad gaming habits and become a couch potato. He’s romantic handsome and very charming to the ladies but loyal to the love of his life.
Get you a geomar if you want a real man.
Geomar by Wife life November 23, 2021
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geomar by shalabangbong November 27, 2020

dirty geomar 

The act of taking in 20 black cocks while licking your grandpas pussy
Oh look my brother pulled a dirty geomar oh no
dirty geomar by Thebigdickbee September 9, 2021

dirty geomar 

The act of taking in 20 big black cocks it in your butthole while licking your granpas pussy
Oh no my brother pulled a dirty geomar oh NO
dirty geomar by Thebigdickbee September 9, 2021
Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.
David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!
geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008
1. global/world citizen
2. farmer
1. the identity of a geoman, transcends geography or political borders.
2. agriculture looks way more different than it was -say- 100 years ago.

geomen today, can monitor their irrigation systems over the internet.
geoman by kelamist July 23, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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