geotard

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

by Joseph King September 4, 2008

Geotard

A Geotard is someone who is severely geographically challenged.

"Dude, I just got back from vacation in Colorado..it was fucking dope!"

"How'd you get back so fast? Isn't Colorado by Vermont?"

"Dude, you're a fucking Geotard!"

by Ms. dj KinetiK June 15, 2007

gotard

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

getard

(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.

Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.

"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"

by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007

gotard

n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.

He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.

by TonyTony June 24, 2005

geetard

A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.

1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard

by EAG January 15, 2007

geotardation

Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.

I can't rent movies from iTunes in Toronto because of Apple's geotardation.

by lungfluke October 27, 2008