geoarchaeologist

a person who studies rocks and people's bones and who think that they are smarter than either an archaeologist or a geologist. the future in coolness!!!!!!!

dude: are you an archaeologist?
man: no i'm a geoarchaeologist!! we're cooler than your regular archaeologist!!!!

man:hey babay, ever been with a geoarchaeologist before??

woman: no

man: ill make the ground shake and your bed rock.