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Grenading 

When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.
Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.
Grenading by Nathan Patrick Hooker December 8, 2015
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Grenadisci 

Cocktail said to be invented by two giants residing in an abandoned bus near the village of Mesnil L'eglise (Belgium)at the turn of the century.

The cocktail:

Glass Type: Any
Garnish: none
Method: Shake and Strain

Ingredients:
1 part Grenadine
3 parts Whiskey
Woman: Can I have a taste of that beautiful looking cocktail you are drinking?

Man: Sure

Woman: Hmmm that's so good, does it have a name?

Man: Yes it's called Grenadisci.

Woman: I love you!
Grenadisci by Verwandlung (KB) February 2, 2009

gonadish 

Gonadish refers to a person who is very grumpy and never wants to do anything. For example, this person would much rather stay inside and play Counter Strike Source than do things that involve exposure to sunlight and fresh air. This person also talks funny and gets mad about pretty much anything.
"Where's Brian?"
"Gonadish wont play frolf with us guys, I went to his house and he was all gonadished up and like 'nyaaah my name is Gonadish look at me I don't wanna,' then he went back inside to return to his gonadishing."
gonadish by Clayton P. Blunk May 7, 2007
Genadiy is kool and very bangable
Genadiy by Kats March 6, 2005

Genidious 

A word used to describe something that is idiotic, stupid, retarded, awesome and genius at the same time.
Dude that three pound gummy worm is genidious!

Rooftop slip n' slides are really genidious
Genidious by GenidiousNinja September 22, 2011
The kind of women one can only dream of having! A bad ass bitch! Smart, pretty and a complete freak!
Now That chick Genavie is a bad ass bitch
Genavie by pumpkin face June 14, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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