Grenading 

When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.

Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.

Grenading by Nathan Patrick Hooker December 8, 2015

Grenading 

The act of shoving one's grenade-resembling hand into a man or woman's orifice and then opening it with fingers flailing wildly in a mock explosion.

Kevin: Wow, being grenaded by my girlfriend last night left my ***hole gaping!

Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.

Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!

Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...

Grenading by Gina Castell July 20, 2009

Grenading 

Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade

John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.

Grenading by Au_dragon January 1, 2021

Fruit Grenading 

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

Fruit Grenading by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry

Asian Grading Scale by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013

Ankle grinding 

The act of twerking while in an Asian squat. Twerking at the ankle level.

Amity was ankle grinding hard at da club at ACEP Denver 2019.

Ankle grinding by Anklegrinder4lyf October 28, 2019

Asian Grading Scale

These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family

Example of Asian Grading Scale:

Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!

Asian Grading Scale by yshcbdjg,lvushkeysueuigslyifgh December 5, 2019