Gen2TL 

Generation Second to Last. Also known as Millennials. The generation that is now raising kids that will see the end of humanity due to climate change and infertility from toxins.

I am hoping my kids give me grandchildren, but too bad the Gen2TL's won't get grandchildren.

Gen2TL by icyhot123 February 10, 2022

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by Cotbumm July 21, 2016

african american gentleman

A term white people like to use because they think saying "black guy" just isn't politically correct.

Person A: Do you remember Mark from the party last night?

Person B: No, what did he look like again?

Person A: He was the African American gentleman in the blue shirt.

african american gentleman by WalterWhitman December 7, 2013

Gentleman 

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe. - John Walter Wayland

He wouldn't do that to us, he's a Gentleman.

Gentleman by maxomillian March 30, 2013

ladies and gentlemen, we got him 

A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait

"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"

ladies and gentlemen, we got him by Daddy Omega Thot November 24, 2018

gentleman's week 

A leisurely 3 day work or school week.

Since I was already leaving for the tropics on Friday, I elected to skirt my obligations on Thursday as well and call it a gentleman's week.

gentleman's week by Doctor Hate September 30, 2006

gentleman 

A gentleman is a man who does not cower to outside forces, he is strong and true to his word. He does the right thing, even if the right thing does not seem the popular thing. His strength of character is apparent in his presence as he enters a room and exerts not arrogance, but confidence that is contagious to others. A true gentleman never lacks a friend, because a true gentleman is a friend. The word 'Gentle' in gentleman is not in the sense that he is soft, but that with his confidence and aura, others might feel comfortable in his presence.

A man is a boy who has come of age; a gentleman is a man who left that boy behind.

gentleman by siraction December 23, 2015