Geissmann

A family of which only the finest and most superior beings are a part of.

Dude: Wow hes awesome
Dude 2: He's a Geissmann

by geissmann September 9, 2010

The Gerstmann Effect

Basically when people hate on you for being honest or forthright with your opinions. You stand by your principals no matter what, this can often be misconstrued as having no regard for the feelings of others, but in reality only shows integrity and sincerity.

People hate you regardless.

The Gerstmann Effect:-

Jeff Gerstmann: "Kane & Lynch Sucks Balls."
Eidos: "Well you can eat shit."
Gamespot: "Yeah... umm... dude... your fired."
Jeff Gerstmann: "Why?!!"
Gamespot: "A bunch of stuff... but definitely not because you said Kane & Lynch sucked Balls."

by Kane Roderique-Walker February 5, 2009

Weissmann

1.) Stylish sunglasses that attract celebrity attention

2.) Trendy specticals that make you stand out

3.) brajolie wear sponsered by Alfanze

Jonthan had Weissmann's that were to kill for

by Tim Moran Jon Szpot September 24, 2006

The Gerstmann Effect

When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.

Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.

by That Frood November 18, 2009

Gerstmanned

To be fired for doing your job. From Jeff Gerstmann, who was fired from GameSpot.com for giving a negative review to a game being advertised on the site.

Dude, you were fired for trying to help your boss out? You've been gerstmanned

by bob120984 June 10, 2011

Kristen Grossmann

A very nice girl who likes to teach young children perverted things.

snuggle pups, Kristen Grossmann

by Drickatie August 3, 2012

Giesmann

An Immensly hyper kid with ADHD, who is into emo.

Dam it Steve sit still!

by Davie B. March 26, 2005