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Jonthan is a guy that's really tall, and handsome. He is someone with a huge heart, he is super loving, and cairing. He comes from a big family, and will always put his family before himself. Jonthan is also super shy, and only a few, those closest to him have cracked his shell. He won't let any girl into his heart, for fear of loving her too much, and losing her. He's a tall built guy, but he's a lover, not a fighter, Jonthan is a great friend, when you get him out of his shell.
Girl 1: omg look there's Jonthan!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!
jonthan by -Amanda- September 21, 2013
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jonathan turner 

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff 

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off
"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"
jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Slater 

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more
Jonathan Slater by Cal Boy April 7, 2010
Jonathan gave me a pop tart at lunch one time in the 2nd grade
Jonathan by PS4 is hella gay October 23, 2019
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