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To be screwed over by someone, to get manipulated out of money. To sleep with their partners multiple friends, to be narked on,to nark on someone to get out of chargesGeiss to manipulate out of money.
I got geissed out of 1400$, My girl geissed three of my friends while I was in jail, She totally geissed me to get out of trouble, I didn't know she was a Geiss
Geissed by DreamKamz October 24, 2019
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when someone bombards you with useless unending opinions and dialog.
he was geisted to the point that he was ready to puncture his eardrums to drown out the unending useless dialog from his traveling companion.
geisted by jakesmyth December 20, 2008
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verb; transitive; usually used in the passive voice: murdered, pwned, robbed, used, derided, smacked, taken advantage of, vitiated.

pronounced: geese•ted
that fool got geisted . . .
geisted by mikey-tears December 18, 2006
Manufacturing a winning scenario via manipulation of people and/or conditions from a seemingly unwinnable one, especially in sports, games of chance, and military conflict.
Did you see the Buckeyes come back from that 21 point deficit in the last quarter? Yeah the QB straight Geassed the other team.
Geassed by hel112570 July 2, 2019
"Oh lord it's a Geisse run!"
geisse by HIHANNAH October 14, 2013
a gay black editor that got into culture grp a few weeks ago and is now trying to get inspo to edit
gessedits is gay
gessedits by oceanedits June 15, 2021
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