Geffa 

A sweaty Iranian spice dealer. Used to offend and/or shout abuse.

Dan: "GET OUT MY WAY, YOU FUCKING GEFFA."
Steph: "Nah, he's not sweaty enough to be a geffa."

Geffa by Gingertelli July 22, 2011

the gelfand

when playing a game of 10 cup beer pong, the cup in the absolute center is called the "gelfand"

(while playing pong, someone makes it in the center cup) random person says: "the gelfand!"

the gelfand by its the beast February 12, 2009

Guffaw 

guf·faw (g-fô)
noun
1.A hearty, boisterous burst of laughter.
2.To laugh heartily and boisterously.
3.Danzor

Jake guffawed at Dan's foolish attempts to look intelligent.

Guffaw by Ennkay April 14, 2008

Guffauto 

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.

Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!

Guffauto by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022

geffum 

verb- Used in Hawaii Nei, meaning "I Get it."

Leilani: "Ehh, Koa you get pakalolo?"
Koa: "Yeah Lei I geffum."

geffum by Tyson&Sachi April 28, 2008

Geffend

An idiot of the first degree.

'Citing!

Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"

Geffend by diskodoll March 19, 2007

Goffa 

A person who looks like a spud or emulates the behaviour of a spud 🥔

*Enters potato faced person*
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’

Goffa by Plazzi May 9, 2020