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2 Greenies for a Blackie
The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
2 Greenies for a Blackie by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014
geekiest
Adj:
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.
Normal Person:
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your house door, and start your car?
Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...
Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your house door, and start your car?
Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...
Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!
geekiest by Tasomaniac August 22, 2008
Yeeby Geebies
The feeling of your heart beating out of your chest and being stoned out of your mind after ripping a fat fuckin' geeb.
"Yo Brad I ripped a piss yellow geeb the other day and got the yeeby geebies so bad that I passed out early"
Yeeby Geebies by Randy065 April 25, 2017
greenies
When alcohol and marijuana are consumed together, and the consumer gets really sick (pale, clamy, puking)
greenies by dv_metallica June 19, 2010
Geniess
Geniess is a beautiful person. Geniess will always be there for you no matter what. Geniess will not spread rumors about you or talk bad about you. Geniess can be mean when she needs to be. Geniess is trustworthy and if you every meet a Geniess, keep them!
My best friend is a Geniess!
Geniess by cramps6969 October 28, 2019
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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