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A person who enjoys the feeling of objects up-the-butt. Mostly common in private schools where penetration of the anus is widely accepted.
Guy 1: *shoves pencil up Guy 2's anus*
Guy 2: "Get off me you geewad!"
geewad by Jason Robberson May 19, 2013
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Geekwall 

The invisible barrier that sets your geek side apart from your normal self, used to protect other people from seeing your geekiness.

It's the difference between talking about sex and talking about Star Wars.
Joe made sure his geekwall was set, and headed out to the party.
Geekwall by Aupajo July 20, 2008
Another name for coffee, usually (but not necessarily) in a less-than-premium state.
We're gonna need a lot of geekwater to get those TPS reports out on time!
geekwater by Aupajo August 1, 2007

geek-wad 

the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.
What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!
geek-wad by JJFox November 30, 2003
adj. 1: describing someone both painfully awkward and geeky.
adj. 2: facing or heading in the direction of geek.
That guy who fixed my computer sure was geekward.
geekward by Vani_m April 24, 2008
The biproduct of sitting in a leather computer chair all day where your sweat drains to puddle on or around your butt.
<Geek> I've been sitting here all day in a puddle of geekwater writing computer code!
Geekwater by [GUNr]RocketGib October 18, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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