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Geekwater
The biproduct of sitting in a leather computer chair all day where your sweat drains to puddle on or around your butt.
Geekwater by [GUNr]RocketGib October 18, 2006
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geekosterone
What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.
At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:
"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'
"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."
"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'
"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."
geekosterone by gurutc January 4, 2008
Greywater
It's basically, PISS AND SHIT from Derry.
Creatures that live in GREYWATER: Pennywise, Patrick Hockstetter, and Rats.
A rare species named: "The Loser's Club" that involes a Trashmouth (Richie Tozier) , aGermaphobe (Eddie Kasbprak), The New Kid On The Block (Ben Hanson), A clone of Molly Ringwald (Beverly Marsh), A Jew(Stanley Uris), A Stuttering freak (Bill Denbrough) , and a Orphan (Mike Hamilton) rarely go down where Greywater is, and if they do and YOU spot all Seven of them, please contact this number: 800-131-0728
Creatures that live in GREYWATER: Pennywise, Patrick Hockstetter, and Rats.
A rare species named: "The Loser's Club" that involes a Trashmouth (Richie Tozier) , aGermaphobe (Eddie Kasbprak), The New Kid On The Block (Ben Hanson), A clone of Molly Ringwald (Beverly Marsh), A Jew(Stanley Uris), A Stuttering freak (Bill Denbrough) , and a Orphan (Mike Hamilton) rarely go down where Greywater is, and if they do and YOU spot all Seven of them, please contact this number: 800-131-0728
"You guys coming?"
"Nuh-uh, that's GREYWATER."
"What the hells Greywater??"
"It's basically... PISS AND SHIT. So I'm just telling you, your splashing around in millions and gallons of Derry pee."
"Doesn't smell like CACA TO ME SENOR!"
"Nuh-uh, that's GREYWATER."
"What the hells Greywater??"
"It's basically... PISS AND SHIT. So I'm just telling you, your splashing around in millions and gallons of Derry pee."
"Doesn't smell like CACA TO ME SENOR!"
Greywater by Reddie is real. Yummmmmmm September 28, 2017
Geekatron
Geekatron by Sam Witwicky April 23, 2008
geekster
A hybrid of a geek and hipster. Someone who wears highly stylized, overpriced clothing that refers to some obscure cartoon enjoyed by Japanese school children and wears thick glasses to denote their geek chic. Although obsessed with Franz Ferdinand like most other hipsters, the Geekster will extends his/her musical tastes into underground techno-remixes of classic video game songs and rap tracks laced with bitches and Bowsers (a la Mario Bros).
Scott Pilgrim is the quintessential geekster, as are many of his followers because of his easy fusion of highly stylized-clothing, obsession with video games, and being in love with the weird artsy chicks.
geekster by SaucyMcMuffin December 20, 2010
Greywater
Greywater by eddiekaspbrak September 23, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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