geekware 

Any hardware used on site covered by a tech support contract.
and associated peripherals needed by the above.

Well, the link is up, it's not sunspots and Mercury isn't in retrograde,

so let's check for interference around your geekware.

geekware by Thygeekgoddess February 9, 2017

geekware

Generally referring to potentially useful software that a developer has designed to be as hard as possible for a normal person to install, set up, and arrive at a functioning state after releasing publicly. These types of developers assume their audience lives inside their own mind and because of that assumption, little to no documentation is necessary. Unfortunately, many of these great ideas end up as "geekware" - potentially brilliant software that nobody gives af about.

This type of software is often developed by a self-identifying brilliant engineer who is actually, functionally retarded.

I just released the magnum opus of my coding career on Github but nobody will ever understand how to use it because I assume everyone is an insufferable geekware developer like myself.

geekware by csselement April 27, 2026

geekwater

Another name for coffee, usually (but not necessarily) in a less-than-premium state.

We're gonna need a lot of geekwater to get those TPS reports out on time!

geekwater by Aupajo August 1, 2007

geekward

adj. 1: describing someone both painfully awkward and geeky.
adj. 2: facing or heading in the direction of geek.

That guy who fixed my computer sure was geekward.

geekward by Vani_m April 24, 2008

Geekwater

The biproduct of sitting in a leather computer chair all day where your sweat drains to puddle on or around your butt.

<Geek> I've been sitting here all day in a puddle of geekwater writing computer code!

Geekwater by [GUNr]RocketGib October 18, 2006