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A nice bald man who chews gum nonstop, he is extremely polite, nice, and helpful. Everyone wants to meet him.
he (usually) wears glasses, but not all the time. Likes Excel and Programming.
Hey bro i heard Gelton is teaching you!
Yeah he is!
Wow i am so jealous dude!
Gelton by Zelton Cronvic December 6, 2020
A born leader by nature. A beast, just ask him he will tell you. Nothing is ever Geston's fault, especially when he is running late for raid time. People love to join groups that Geston is running.
Geston - LFM For the Horde!!!

Player1 - OMG GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!!! INVITE ME

Player2 - dude dont you have class in an hour? and then work?

Player1 - YEA BUT GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!! IM QUITTING SCHOOL AND IM GONNA NO CALL, NO SHOW FOR WORK AND HOPE I DONT GET FIRED!!
Geston by shawnnnnnnnnnnn October 3, 2011
An iron golem shaped gummy that tastes like melons
Person 1: You should try these gelons! They taste like melons!
Person 2: Ooh! Let me have some!
Gelon by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021
the over-consumption of gummy or gelatinous snacks or foods.
Post a visit to the Asian foods warehouse, gelatony ensued as we consumed the following; a package of mochi bon-bons, a 24 oz. bag of Hello Kitty gummies, and a family-sized container of home-made sticky rice balls. Tonight we are making bubble tea with pink boba.
gelatony by Captain_Township December 28, 2010
Normally an albanian boy, which is quite good in maths
Yoo Getonis, help me in maths!
Getonis by milfhunter1 September 7, 2022
to flirt or to mack with the opposite sex.
Yo man, you need to galton with that girl, over there
Galton by Destello June 17, 2008
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