A born leader by nature. A beast, just ask him he will tell you. Nothing is ever Geston's fault, especially when he is running late for raid time. People love to join groups that Geston is running.
Geston - LFM For the Horde!!!
Player1 - OMG GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!!! INVITE ME
Player2 - dude dont you have class in an hour? and then work?
Player1 - YEA BUT GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!! IM QUITTING SCHOOL AND IM GONNA NO CALL, NO SHOW FOR WORK AND HOPE I DONT GET FIRED!!
Player1 - OMG GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!!! INVITE ME
Player2 - dude dont you have class in an hour? and then work?
Player1 - YEA BUT GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!! IM QUITTING SCHOOL AND IM GONNA NO CALL, NO SHOW FOR WORK AND HOPE I DONT GET FIRED!!
by shawnnnnnnnnnnn October 3, 2011
Get the Geston mug.An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
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A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
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The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
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by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010
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