gaysack

1) Somebody that is such a noob that he can no longer be classed as one, he is then a gaysack.

"nick your such a gaysack"
"FFS you gaysack grow some balls"

by origami kid December 14, 2008

Gaybackward

The opposite of straightforward

I have a hard time understanding you. Your explanation is just too gaybackward.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 7, 2020

gasack

1) The portmanteau of gasp and attack; when you over- dramatically gasp, and enter a coughing fit.

2) When you are attacked by the gasps of judgement from those around you.

When Katie imitated the surfer fish laugh, Em and Eh fell into a gasack of surprise.

by santanshelper May 23, 2018

Giant Gaystacks

Giant Gaystacks: Offensive term for a big (fat or muscular) butch looking guy who wouldn't at first appear to be gay. Until he walked, talked or munched someones wand!

1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!

2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!

Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!

Man, look at the fat hommebag, he is such a Giant Gaystacks!

I bet he lets other men bite off his Dingleberries!

by Slamming Rum Joseph September 6, 2005

gaywack

So geeky as to be suspect of being gay, crazy (wacked) and ridiculous.

Barry Manilow is f***ing gaywack.

by Maaaty Moose February 22, 2009

Gayback

Space in the back of most vans and SUVs behind the last seat(s). When travelling with too many passengers, this place is reserved for anyone who has done something to annoy or anger the group (or for whoever has the least authority).

"Beeps decided to mouth off to the driver so he has to sit in the gayback."

by Fatts58 October 24, 2006

Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.

Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."

by audgim December 13, 2012