Giant Gaystacks: Offensive term for a big (fat or muscular) butch looking guy who wouldn't at first appear to be gay. Until he walked, talked or munched someones wand!
1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!
2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!
Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!
Man, look at the fat hommebag, he is such a Giant Gaystacks!
Space in the back of most vans and SUVs behind the last seat(s). When travelling with too many passengers, this place is reserved for anyone who has donesomething to annoy or anger the group (or for whoever has the least authority).
"Beepsdecided to mouth off to the driver so he has to sit in the gayback."
The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.
Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."