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The most annoying piece of shit on the planet. He always has to be right and pretends like he has the largest brain on the fucking universe.

Gaysso: I know you deleted the reactions thunder

Anshul: I did it though

Gaysso: NOPE THUNDER DID I SAW HIM

gaysso by Pornhub is epic October 27, 2020

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Gayson

a Jason that is both gay and Jason.

Bri: Hey Gayson!
Jason: Stop calling me that!

Gayson by Trashyy June 12, 2018

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gayssip

like gossip, but gay. gays will congregate and partake of this cultural ritual, deeply analyzing and mercilessly scrutinizing anything worth disparaging someone about. don't forget the wine.

tanya: what are you doing tonight?
carlos: jorge is coming over to talk about boys. you know, gayssip.

gayssip by jaybaybay1030 November 2, 2011

Gayssab

The biggest gay of all gays, even bigger than the big gay.
Elton John spent most of his life trying to become Gayssab but failed

1) James Charles: I wish I could be Gayssab *sigh*
2) Elton (The Big Geh) John: I spent all my life trying to be Gayssab and this Algerian 15yo boy became Gayssab, life sucks.

Gayssab by fucdapols April 7, 2019

gayson

a very ugly creature that annoys everybody and likes dick.

OMG!!!!!

what?!?!?!?

dude i just saw a freakin gayson

holy crap man, did it go for your cock?

yea! im fuckin scared

gayson by duke mccalister March 23, 2010

Gasson

To Gasson; The act of playing a pool (or snooker) shot without due care and attention, with the hope that you may glean a reward from said action. Generally unsuccessful, but the success rate is higher than you would imagine possible.

He totally Gassoned the black in off 5 cushions!

Gasson by Barry 'Cillit Bang' Scott July 1, 2011

gaysome

Something that is both gay and awesome.

I just made out with Billy Corgan. It was gaysome!

gaysome by eejee September 10, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026