Male Friend: Hey, Straight man, you're looking buff today!
*awkward silence*
Straight man: urrr...
Friend: (thinking to self) wow, my gaylias is up for it today!
*awkward silence*
Straight man: urrr...
Friend: (thinking to self) wow, my gaylias is up for it today!
by Dizzee Raz-cal April 26, 2011