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morning

the worst time of day, mostly described as the time you have to wake up to get to your piece of shit job or the time of day when your passed out on a stranger's house.
dude 1: "yo u totally crashed on my couch last night"
dude 2: "sorry i just found out this morning"
dude 1: "dude u fucked my sister"
by tunit5cent February 12, 2006
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"Aye, Murphy, 'ts gonna be a bad morning"
by Jon Reed July 31, 2006
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Morning

A greeting that can be used at any time of day, even if it isnt morning. Can confuse people but is the easiest non thinking way to say hello.
Jeff: Hey john
John: morning
Jeff: Dude, its 5 in the evening...
John: meh...
by - Irishaxe - May 5, 2009
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A period of time that is said to last from 5-7 AM to 12 PM. It is unknown whether this is true or not, as during weekdays, we lose consciousness of time at school or at work until noontime finally happens, and during the weekends, we spend this time of the day sleeping.
Someone said I'd regret that tomorrow morning, but it's okay. It will be Saturday tomorrow, so I'll just have to sleep until noon.

I had a test this morning. It was long. It also was difficult, as I was still half asleep.
by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016
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I always say morning instead of good morning because if it were a good morning, I would be fishing.
“Morning Carmen, but not good morning. Never got to go fishing today.”
by bwclappin October 15, 2021
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Any time of the day it's morning..24 hours.
I say to someone -"Morning"
They say. Morning?
It's 7 pm at night..
by Jade petro May 24, 2018
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