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Gayhad

A homosexual "holy war" against other sexual orientations, to convert the woulds (especially male) population to spiritual and physical Queerdom. The Gaylord or Gay Pope (ruler of all gay's) can declare gayhad on any given time from his seat at the Gay Vatican, Located in Nashville, Tennessee at the headquarters of Gaylord Hotels. Should a global Gayhad ever be declared all assholes in the entire world would be in grave danger.
Fagot #1: My asshole feels like it went thru the grinder last night.
Fagot #2: Dont complain to much Mr. Bottom! You'll have to harden your self both mentally and anally for the war!

Fagot #1: I know and I'll be hard and ready for when our lord and gay savior finally declares Gayhad!
by fettlenzz April 21, 2018
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"That's one big gaynado over there!"
by Jumbo jacoby December 6, 2013
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Man, he is so gayadextrious!
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GAYMAD

GAYMAD is an acronym for "Gimme All Your Money And Drugs."This expression developed as a response to the established mantra of Peace, Love, Unity and Respect, (PLUR) an unofficial set of values in the rave and electronic dance music scene. GAYMAD is a humorous jab used by people disenchanted with optimism of PLUR and or the failure of ravers to recognize the selfish motives of themselves, individuals or segments of their community.

The term was first used by DJ McBastard on several rave discussion boards and subsequently entered the offline vocabulary of the Mid-Atlantic Region of the United States EDM scene. It can also function as a greeting.
"People complain about the vibe at this venue but then spend the whole night looking for drugs instead of dancing or feeling the music. That is GAYMAD in action."

"When I see an underage kid rolling at the rave this weekend, I am going to hug him so I can steal his wallet in the spirit of GAYMAD"
by Kye M. February 14, 2009
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Suck My Cock Gaywad

Person1: You're gay.

Person2: Suck my cock gaywad.
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Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009
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