Gayhad

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A homosexual "holy war" against other sexual orientations, to convert the woulds (especially male) population to spiritual and physical Queerdom. The Gaylord or Gay Pope (ruler of all gay's) can declare gayhad on any given time from his seat at the Gay Vatican, Located in Nashville, Tennessee at the headquarters of Gaylord Hotels. Should a global Gayhad ever be declared all assholes in the entire world would be in grave danger.

Fagot #1: My asshole feels like it went thru the grinder last night.
Fagot #2: Dont complain to much Mr. Bottom! You'll have to harden your self both mentally and anally for the war!

Fagot #1: I know and I'll be hard and ready for when our lord and gay savior finally declares Gayhad!

Gayhad by fettlenzz April 21, 2018

gaynado

A vortex of sheer man-on-man action

"That's one big gaynado over there!"

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jeffy gaywad

aka jeff gordon.
jeff gordon's nickname.

"...and jeffy gaywad loses the Daytona 500."

jeffy gaywad by one time i went to the store to buy candy May 7, 2005

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gayadextrious

Being a high class bisexual

Man, he is so gayadextrious!

gayadextrious by lil straight girl June 11, 2011

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GAYMAD

GAYMAD is an acronym for "Gimme All Your Money And Drugs."This expression developed as a response to the established mantra of Peace, Love, Unity and Respect, (PLUR) an unofficial set of values in the rave and electronic dance music scene. GAYMAD is a humorous jab used by people disenchanted with optimism of PLUR and or the failure of ravers to recognize the selfish motives of themselves, individuals or segments of their community.

The term was first used by DJ McBastard on several rave discussion boards and subsequently entered the offline vocabulary of the Mid-Atlantic Region of the United States EDM scene. It can also function as a greeting.

"People complain about the vibe at this venue but then spend the whole night looking for drugs instead of dancing or feeling the music. That is GAYMAD in action."

"When I see an underage kid rolling at the rave this weekend, I am going to hug him so I can steal his wallet in the spirit of GAYMAD"

GAYMAD by Kye M. February 14, 2009

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Suck My Cock Gaywad

A hypocritical insult.

Person1: You're gay.

Person2: Suck my cock gaywad.

Suck My Cock Gaywad by vintx November 13, 2017

Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

Captain Gayhab by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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