Gayhad

A homosexual "holy war" against other sexual orientations, to convert the woulds (especially male) population to spiritual and physical Queerdom. The Gaylord or Gay Pope (ruler of all gay's) can declare gayhad on any given time from his seat at the Gay Vatican, Located in Nashville, Tennessee at the headquarters of Gaylord Hotels. Should a global Gayhad ever be declared all assholes in the entire world would be in grave danger.

Fagot #1: My asshole feels like it went thru the grinder last night.
Fagot #2: Dont complain to much Mr. Bottom! You'll have to harden your self both mentally and anally for the war!

Fagot #1: I know and I'll be hard and ready for when our lord and gay savior finally declares Gayhad!

Gayhad by fettlenzz April 21, 2018

gaynado 

A vortex of sheer man-on-man action

"That's one big gaynado over there!"

gaynado by Jumbo jacoby December 6, 2013

jeffy gaywad

aka jeff gordon.
jeff gordon's nickname.

"...and jeffy gaywad loses the Daytona 500."

jeffy gaywad by one time i went to the store to buy candy May 7, 2005

gayadextrious

Being a high class bisexual

Man, he is so gayadextrious!

gayadextrious by lil straight girl June 11, 2011

GAYMAD 

GAYMAD is an acronym for "Gimme All Your Money And Drugs."This expression developed as a response to the established mantra of Peace, Love, Unity and Respect, (PLUR) an unofficial set of values in the rave and electronic dance music scene. GAYMAD is a humorous jab used by people disenchanted with optimism of PLUR and or the failure of ravers to recognize the selfish motives of themselves, individuals or segments of their community.

The term was first used by DJ McBastard on several rave discussion boards and subsequently entered the offline vocabulary of the Mid-Atlantic Region of the United States EDM scene. It can also function as a greeting.

"People complain about the vibe at this venue but then spend the whole night looking for drugs instead of dancing or feeling the music. That is GAYMAD in action."

"When I see an underage kid rolling at the rave this weekend, I am going to hug him so I can steal his wallet in the spirit of GAYMAD"

GAYMAD by Kye M. February 14, 2009

Suck My Cock Gaywad 

A hypocritical insult.

Person1: You're gay.

Person2: Suck my cock gaywad.

Suck My Cock Gaywad by vintx November 13, 2017

Captain Gayhab 

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

Captain Gayhab by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009