Definitions by SamuelL.Jack
Captain Gayhab
An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
Captain Gayhab by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009
Brown Whale
A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"
Brown Whale by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009