Gaycient
Gaycient by The High Plains Drifter November 26, 2015
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gayncient
In Gay Culture, once a man turns 30, his sexual and social desirablility decreases to practically nil (except to Daddy Chasers who like their men older) because he has crossed the threshold into "gay old", or "gayncient". This literally occurs overnight.
Many gay men try to circumvent this by lying about their age (usually subtracting anywhere from 2 to 5 years from their actual age) on dating apps like grindr and Scruff, or becoming gym rats. Ironically, gym rats often turn body fascist, dating only men they deem "fit enough".
Many gay men try to circumvent this by lying about their age (usually subtracting anywhere from 2 to 5 years from their actual age) on dating apps like grindr and Scruff, or becoming gym rats. Ironically, gym rats often turn body fascist, dating only men they deem "fit enough".
TWINK: Hey, Stud. How's it going tonight?
ADAM: Great! How about we go back to my place?
TWINK: I thought you'd never ask.
The following week, after Adam's 30th birthday:
ADAM: Hey, you! How've you been?
TWINK: Ugh. Why is this tired old queen talking to me?
ADAM: ...
DADDY CHASER: DADDY!
ADAM: ... OMG, I'm gayncient!
ADAM: Great! How about we go back to my place?
TWINK: I thought you'd never ask.
The following week, after Adam's 30th birthday:
ADAM: Hey, you! How've you been?
TWINK: Ugh. Why is this tired old queen talking to me?
ADAM: ...
DADDY CHASER: DADDY!
ADAM: ... OMG, I'm gayncient!
gayncient by StSeanoftheKnife June 24, 2017
Gaylientology
“At the age of 13, Simon was experiencing an intense sexual turmoil and thus looked to the past for inspiration by using Gaylientology
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Gaydient
The word Gaydient is and another way to describe that you're apart the LGBTQIA+ without using the main terms.
Becky: so I heard that alexis is a Gaydient within LGBTQIA+
Sam: oh nice, I think it sounds better than saying "I'm a lesbian or gay" it makes it so much more secretive.
Sam: oh nice, I think it sounds better than saying "I'm a lesbian or gay" it makes it so much more secretive.
Gaydient by BritishKidNamedLarry October 12, 2021
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