1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional
Mysterious gay cult named for their absurd ability to catch gays without ever releasing them.
They often use music, dance and lesbian activities to lure the gays to them.
The act of telling ur friends you are on you're way to said establishment, having no intention at all of even showing up let alone even leaving you're house..
Committing to going places with you're friends, but not even leaving you're home and telling them that you are almost there.
Dude did you call Ryan and ask him if he was coming?
Yes, he said he's on his way.
Right, I'm sure he's pulling a Gayman on us again.